Ah, more Christian junk mail. I’ve actually been holding on to this one a while, waiting for the right time to post it. Since summer’s almost here, I figure no better time like the present.

Check out those guarantees! 20 % Church Growth! If you watch one of the promotion videos, you’ll see even more (e.g., “Millions of Souls Saved”).
I’m a little wary, though, about the part that says, “20% Altar Response. Half over 18 Years Old.” Does that mean they are sacrificing mostly adults? Maybe they break an altar with their bare hands to show that Christ has fulfilled the ceremonial law, but somehow I doubt it.
Here are few random excerpts from the Power Team website:
Whether or not [sic] if you’re Baptist, Methodist, Lutheran, Assemblies of God, non-denominational, or from any Protestant belief & background, The Power Team Crusade is perfect for your church.
The Power Team communicates Biblical truths & scripture utilizing explosive and stunning feats of strength like: breaking baseball bats like twigs, bending horseshoes & steel bars, crushing concrete walls, rip phone books like pieces of paper and many other incredible power demonstrations.
Churches typically average 15 to 25% growth within two weeks following a Power Team crusade and continue to see accelerated growth for up to 18 months with the help of our unique follow-up programs. Every Year, several churches double in attendance within 30 days of hosting an Power Teamcrusade. Imagine, your church could actually double from having The Power Team crusade! In general, all churches have experienced some growth, and on average, increased their church income over 20% after hosting an [sic] crusade.
Fifty-seven pro-baseball players from the DETROIT TIGERS and the CINCINNATI REDS accepted Christ in a crusade in Florida. Several of the DALLAS COWBOYS walked forward, making a stand for Christ, in a crusade in Dallas. Several times this year we have seen entire football teams accept Christ. CHUCK NORRIS and his entire family now follow Christ after seeing a Power Team crusade.
For every $10 a church spends in a Power Team crusade, we see someone accept Christ.
God has anointed The Power Team to be used as a tool to help every member of your church reach their unsaved friends, loved ones, neighbors, and work associates who normally would not come to any church event.
Actually, if you look at their statement of faith, they actually sound very orthodox, so maybe I’m being too hard on them.So, would anyone like to recommend that we do this this summer at Midlane Park?