If I Hadn’t Seen It, I Wouldn’t Have Believed It
July 19th, 2007 by tempe
While doing a few chores for the mom-in-law last Saturday, I took a break and turned on the TV. I’m not making this up: ESPN 2 was showing (once again, NOT MAKING THIS UP) the national rock, paper, scissors championship. I once complained to my wife that showing world poker championships on ESPN was silly, since that wasn’t really a sport (yes, I know the ‘E’ stands for ‘Entertainment’) and essentially involves very little skill beyond being able to bluff and such. This is far, far worse. Here’s a link if you don’t believe me. BTW, they are looking for recruits:
Too short for the NBA? Too scrawny for the NFL? Too drunk for the PGA? Forget them. The USARPS League welcomes you with open fists. We want you as a certified member. Yes, even you. So join us and reap the benefits of a world filled with Rock Paper Scissors goodness.
Once again, I’m not making this up!!! Bud Light is even a sponsor (I guess you don’t want to be filled up when participating in that grueling activity of moving your fist up and down three times in a row…).
